All Systems Go
After a night of continued problems with hardware in Canberra, I decided
to test my mixing setup. Having borrowed a nice Edirol UA-1A USB audio
input/output from my friend Mark, I wanted to test this in combination
with the guitar amp from Andrew. I'd also changed my VMWare system over
to use Host-only networking and convinced Samba and IPTables to talk to
the VMWare client over this. So, was it going to actually work? Best
not to find out on Friday Night...
After a bit of odd-hackery, I got it going - pleasingly well. The sound
skips slightly when context-switching from the VMWare client, which is
nothing unusual - the standard performance practice is to boot afresh
and only starting those things which you absolutely need anyway. So
it's all systems go for Friday night...
posted at: 23:47 | path: /tech | permanent link to this entry
Subverting keysigning - whoop de doo
We have Andrew Chalmers offering tequila for signing his unverified
key. We have Martin Krafft offering fake ID for signing his unverified
key. They talk about how clever they are and how they're making valid
points in subverting the web of trust process. They justify it by
talking about trusting 'reputation' over trusting an anonymous but
identifiable person, or being an "experiment". And my considered
response is "whoop-de-doo". It's the web-of-trust equivalent of claiming
that sexist jokes are 'free speech', defending violent anarchy as
'subverting the police state', or claiming that stomping on someone
else's project is an 'experiment' in destruction. It's still peurile.
The ultimate proof of this is to extrapolate what would happen if
everyone did this: the web of trust would die. Is this what these people
really want? If you don't want that, then don't do it. If you do want
that, then please don't pretend that you're only doing it to make some
highfalutin intellectual point. Shut up and try to behave. It's not a
web-of-friends, it's a web-of-trust-of-identity. I may not be a friend
of Arjen Lentz, but I'll sign his key to say that he's proved to me that
his key identifies him. And, frankly, Chalmers and Krafft make me want
to ignore them rather than befriend them.
posted at: 09:45 | path: /society | permanent link to this entry
Finding Sets Made Easy
I can't believe I only just thought of it. My
Set Dancing Music Database has its sets and
CDs referenced on the URL line by the internal database IDs. While
this is unique and easy to link to, it looks pretty useless if you're
sending the link to someone. I realised this when writing my post on
my experiences at
Naughton's Hotel I wanted to link to my page on the South Galway
Reel Set and thought "how dull is that?"
Suddenly I realised that I should do what wikis and most other good content management systems have done for ages - made URLs which reference things by name rather than number and let the software work it out in the background. Take the name for the set, flatten it into lower case and replace spaces with underscores; it would also be easily reversible. CDs might be a bit more challenging but there are only one or two that have a repeated name, and I'd have to handle such conflicts anyway at some point.
That combined with my planned rewrite of the site to use some sane
HTML templating language - my current choice is ClearSilver - so that
it's not all ugly HTML-in-the-code has given me another project for
a good week or so of coding. Pity I'm at LCA and have to absorb all
those other great ideas...
posted at: 07:32 | path: /tech/web | permanent link to this entry
Dancing With A Will
Staring at my beer at 8PM on Monday night, it seemed like a crazy idea.
Get eight people (preferably four men and four women) to do some Irish
Set Dancing (a traditional social dance form with little connection to
Dance Dance Revolution or other computer games) in a pub I barely knew
on the first night of Linux Conference Australia? No-one from
the
group who'd signed up was there, the pub was full of Uni students
drinking and socialising in their own groups, and I was this complete
unknown who'd lugged a small but heavy guitar amp (generously lent by
Andrew Naughton) down there. At least the pub owner had been keen,
but it looked like I'd bitten off more than I could chew.
When most of the people in the group that had signed up arrived, it looked even worse; they were keen, but I knew that trying to convince two older guys to dance with eachother (meaning no offence to them) was going to be a hard sell, no matter how keen they were about the dancing idea. Reluctantly but with the boldness of the lunatic I plugged the mike and music player in, stood up and started giving some instructions. My quick 'one two' test of the mike received a few friendly but off-putting heckles from the guys at one table. But Rob and Jen were willing and learning, and with nothing to lose I called out "any of you people willing to get up and learn some dancing?"
John, the owner of Naughton's Hotel, gets the credit for what happened next. He knew the students - they'd been coming down to the pub for a while, it seems - and called out to them, "come on, you lot, get up an dance!" Soon one couple got up, then another, and then a fourth, and in astonishment I was teaching a complete set the basic steps and the first bits of the South Galway Reel Set. I started them on a nice slow hornpipe and they got into it, and I swear I have never seen a group of people who've never seen set dancing or even done much traditional social dancing before do it so well! All eight of them were really great, getting around a house in just the right time and still laughing and carrying on.
They responded enthusiastically to suggestions that we do it again at the regular speed, and I taught the first two figures easily. They had a break and I was afraid of losing them again, but they all came back eventually and we did the last three figures. There were a few flailing feet and the 'stomp the ground' action associated with mocking hillbillies, but they were still all having a great time and the rest of their peers were applauding and cheering on. And they were all dancing really well (given the above caveats) - keeping in time and not going too fast or slow. They grasped the geometry of the set quickly and were still laughing away and having a great time. The set finished with a massive cheer and everyone (including me) sat down tired but happy.
And you could have knocked me over with a feather when one of the other guys that had been watching on came over and said "'scuse me, sir, but would you have the music for the Heel And Toe Polka?" Well, anyone that keen cannot be denied, and for the first time in my entire existence I can honestly say that I was sorry I didn't have the Heel And Toe Polka on my music player. I rustled up something that was a reasonable approximation of it and grabbed a partner and soon five couples were polka-ing up and down in the available space. It was, in a word, awesome.
I'd love to do it again on Friday Night. All I have to do is get some
of the women around at LCA - especially the organisers - to find some
partners and I'm pretty sure we can get another set done. I'll check
with the organisers though to make sure that this is both a sanctioned
activity and isn't going to get too much in the way. But after that
experience on Monday night I am more convinced than ever that Irish
Set Dancing needs to move beyond the older people that currently do it
and be shared with the young and enthusiastic. How can anyone not
enjoy teaching such a excited, able group of people?
posted at: 06:51 | path: /personal/setdance | permanent link to this entry
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